{"id":2703,"date":"2012-02-09T06:43:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-09T05:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2012\/02\/09\/prof-vs-wild\/"},"modified":"2024-01-09T19:49:59","modified_gmt":"2024-01-09T18:49:59","slug":"prof-vs-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2012\/02\/09\/prof-vs-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Prof vs wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ob-sections\">\n<div class=\"ob-section ob-section-html \">\n<p>Ce matin comme tous les matins, je prends machinalement\u00a0mon sac de bouffe\u00a0pour midi, que j&#8217;ai pr\u00e9par\u00e9 la veille au soir.<\/p>\n<p>Lorsqu&#8217;\u00e0 midi affam\u00e9e je l&#8217;ouvre, je d\u00e9couvre&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>une colonie de fourmis qui s&#8217;y est install\u00e9e et d\u00e9guste all\u00e8grement MA part de Pizza.<\/p>\n<p>Probl\u00e8me : je n&#8217;ai pas le temps de rentrer ni d&#8217;aller acheter un casse-cro\u00fbte au village disposant d&#8217;une sup\u00e9rette (\u00e0 25 min de route).<\/p>\n<p>2 solutions s&#8217;offrent \u00e0 moi :<\/p>\n<p>1- le r\u00e9gime : fruit-yaourt-g\u00e2teau sec (pas de pizza snif)<\/p>\n<p>2- la vengeance : manger la pizza avec les fourmis (enfin le moins possible mais il en reste toujours)<\/p>\n<p>Il fait froid et j&#8217;ai faim. Je d\u00e9cide donc de tuer et d&#8217;enlever le maximum de fourmis et d&#8217;opter pour la vengeance.<\/p>\n<p>Bilan: \u00e7a croque un peu mais on ne sent pas trop les fourmis. Enfin il faut quand m\u00eame avoir bien faim parce que psychologiquement \u00e7a coince un peu.<\/p>\n<p>Bizarrement, depuis je ne pr\u00e9pare plus mon repas la veille au soir&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"CtreTexte\" src=\"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/article374-img1.gif\" alt=\"fourmis\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-justify\">Ce matin comme tous les matins, je prends machinalement\u00a0mon sac de bouffe\u00a0pour midi, que j&#8217;ai pr\u00e9par\u00e9 la veille au soir. Lorsqu&#8217;\u00e0 midi [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2778,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2703"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2925,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2703\/revisions\/2925"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2778"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}