{"id":3842,"date":"2010-11-16T11:46:00","date_gmt":"2010-11-16T10:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2010\/11\/16\/demarchage-abusif\/"},"modified":"2024-01-10T07:04:37","modified_gmt":"2024-01-10T06:04:37","slug":"demarchage-abusif","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2010\/11\/16\/demarchage-abusif\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9marchage abusif"},"content":{"rendered":"
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C’est un jour banal \u00e0 l’\u00e9cole de “Village sur prairies” (nom fictif je vous dirai pas le vrai nah!) perdue dans la campagne. L’instit-dirlo \u00e0 tout faire g\u00e8re son \u00e9cole comme d’hab (seul), attendant l’appel d’un parent qui doit venir chercher son pitchoune en train de faire une crise d’asthme, tout en v\u00e9rifiant que le gamin ne va pas trop mal et en essayant de faire sa le\u00e7on de maths au reste de la classe.<\/p>\n

Quand…<\/p>\n

Driinng! T\u00e9l\u00e9phone….<\/p>\n

– Ecole de V bonjour!<\/p>\n

– Bonjour, nous sommes la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 Trucmuch…<\/p>\n

-???????<\/p>\n

Derri\u00e8re Toto et Zozo commencent \u00e0 faire les zouaves profitant de l’inesp\u00e9r\u00e9e occasion .<\/p>\n

La le\u00e7on de maths est dores et d\u00e9j\u00e0 morte et enterr\u00e9e.<\/p>\n

– Je suis madame Machin et nous vous proposons des chaussettes \u00e0 prix p\u00e9f\u00e9rentiel!<\/p>\n

– (interloqu\u00e9e) C’est une \u00e9cole ici, je dois vous laisser!<\/p>\n

– Donc nous vous proposons le lot de …<\/p>\n

– Ca ne m’int\u00e9resse pas<\/p>\n

– (voix indign\u00e9e) Vous pourriez au moins transmettre l’offre \u00e0 vos coll\u00e8gues!<\/p>\n

– J’en n’ai pas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n

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– Au revoir!<\/p>\n

\"chaussette\"<\/p>\n

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Try again….<\/p>\n

y a des jours ….<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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