{"id":4523,"date":"2009-12-19T07:44:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T06:44:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2009\/12\/19\/alerte-enfant-enrage\/"},"modified":"2024-01-12T07:27:01","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T06:27:01","slug":"alerte-enfant-enrage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2009\/12\/19\/alerte-enfant-enrage\/","title":{"rendered":"Alerte! Enfant enrag\u00e9!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ob-sections\">\n<div class=\"ob-section ob-section-html \">C&#8217;est l&#8217;instit qui lit une une histoire devant 25 paires d&#8217;yeux . 25 ? Non! Une paire r\u00e9siste encore et toujours. C&#8217;est\u00a0 Zozo , 4 ans , qui traverse m\u00e9thodiquement la salle de classe en rampant fa\u00e7on ver de terre.<img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/article560-img1.gif\" \/>Qui plus est, notre ver de terre local se jette sur les petits camarades qu&#8217;il croise lors de ses p\u00e9r\u00e9grinations. Apr\u00e8s 5 min de ce man\u00e8ge l&#8217;instit, lass\u00e9e et pr\u00e9voyant un chahut taille maxi en pr\u00e9paration prend Zozo \u00e0 ses pieds. Arr\u00eat du ver de terre qui se couche \u00e0 ses pieds. La lecture reprend, la classe se calme. Apr\u00e8s 5 min, \u00a0nouvel arr\u00eat de l&#8217;instit accabl\u00e9e d&#8217;une soudaine douleur au genou&#8230;. Tous les regards convergent&#8230;.vers Zozo en train de mordre avec un bel entrain (suffisant pour traverser sans efforts un pantalon) le genou de l&#8217;instit&#8230; d\u00e9sesp\u00e9r\u00e9e!<\/p>\n<p>A quand la prime de risques professionnels pour enfants enrag\u00e9s???<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/01\/article560-img2.gif\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Instit ou \u00e9l\u00e8ve? \u00e0 vous de voir&#8230;.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-justify\">C&#8217;est l&#8217;instit qui lit une une histoire devant 25 paires d&#8217;yeux . 25 ? Non! Une paire r\u00e9siste encore et toujours. C&#8217;est\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":4595,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4523"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4931,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4523\/revisions\/4931"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4595"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}