{"id":4958,"date":"2009-04-30T09:25:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T07:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2009\/04\/30\/blagounette-enfantine\/"},"modified":"2024-01-12T13:11:48","modified_gmt":"2024-01-12T12:11:48","slug":"blagounette-enfantine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/2009\/04\/30\/blagounette-enfantine\/","title":{"rendered":"Blagounette enfantine"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"ob-sections\">\n<div class=\"ob-section ob-section-html \">A la cantine, D, \u00e9l\u00e8ve de CE2\u00a0d\u00e9clare : &#8220;moi, cet \u00e9t\u00e9,\u00a0je vais me faire couper les couilles au pays&#8230;&#8221; (circoncision?)<\/p>\n<p>La maitresse : &#8220;C&#8217;est pas poli de dire les couilles &#8230; est ce que vous connaissez le mot poli pour \u00e7a?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>R\u00e9ponse : &#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Le synonyme envisag\u00e9 : p\u00e9nis ne venant pas, suit une recherche active dans le dictionnaire.<\/p>\n<p>Apr\u00e8s 10 min, le mot p\u00e9nis est trouv\u00e9 et son sens r\u00e9capitul\u00e9.<\/p>\n<p>Arrive alors T CM1, les mains dans les poches, rien suivi&#8230;. rien \u00e9cout\u00e9&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pffff p\u00e9nis! \u00e9vident! Elle vous le dit jamais vot&#8217; m\u00e8re? Que Dieu vous P\u00e9nis&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Bilan: 3 Adultes morts de rire&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"text-justify\">A la cantine, D, \u00e9l\u00e8ve de CE2\u00a0d\u00e9clare : &#8220;moi, cet \u00e9t\u00e9,\u00a0je vais me faire couper les couilles au pays&#8230;&#8221; (circoncision?) La maitresse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"cybocfi_hide_featured_image":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4958"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5352,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4958\/revisions\/5352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/baladesetbricolage.enthoumas.fr\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}